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Joke of the Day

"I changed my major from being an actuary. I just couldn't handle the risk."

"Germany vows revenge after Brazil's goal yesterday This must not go unpunished"

"Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X She's gone bro."

"No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones."

"I an expert on everything as long as I have google within reach and I don't like you enough to want to prove you wrong."

"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"My friend sat on my drink... It went flat"

"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."

"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."

"""Saint""? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild."