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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole"
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"A police man pulls over a car in the middle of the night ""Sir, do you realise how badly your car was swerving between lanes?"" ""I've had 8 drinks, officer."" ""That's no excuse to let your wife drive..."""
"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."
"Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training."
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"Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!"
"My style speaks for itself. For example, today it says, ""You probably shouldn't go out in public dressed like this."""
"we are the animals that forgot we were animals"
"Why did Hitler really kill himself because he couldn't pay his gas bill"
"Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?"