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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad , I had to take his bike away"
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"The World's Shortest Joke - Jimmy Carr Dwarf shortage"
"When life gives you lemons... Attempt to weaponize lemonade."
"At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I d ever seen."
"Why did the dorito feel left out? Cause he didn't chip in!"
"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."
"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."
"ME: Man, Nosferatu is a good film HIPSTER: I preferred the original M: Original? What original? H: Nosfera One."
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
"What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland? Aurora boring Alice."