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Joke of the Day
"What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff."
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"I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest."
"How do you confuse an idiot? Seven."
"[Americas Got Talent] ME: *reads an opinion different than mine online without getting offended* JUDGE (under his breath): how'd he do that"
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""
"I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."
"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."