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Joke of the Day
"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"
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"Not to sound like a broken record, but moooon rivrivrivrivriver."
"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"
"If you don't like the idea of wiping someone's ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn't become a parent."
"Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed."
"What did the rock say when he went metamorphic? ""Holy schist."""
"Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ..."
"I was trying to trick someone into getting the new Windows But they saw right through me"
"My wife... My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals. I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs."
"Pro tip: Before you tell her that you love her, make sure you're not horny, drunk, lonely, desperate, sad, angry, bored or hungry."