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Joke of the Day

"I just drank another bottle of brake fluid. My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to."

"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"

"I like when my girlfriend wears a 1 piece The top piece or the bottom piece"

"What kind of blowjob does a screwdriver give? Flathead"

"Why is Saturn like your balls?? Because it is in between jupeter an your anus."

"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"

"I was in a 3rd grade talent show and told a few jokes. I quickly got escorted off the stage because I'm 30 and should be at work."

"Why do Pillows work? Cause they're white"

"How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!"