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Joke of the Day

"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandma what big eyes you have WOLF: u really think I look like ur grandma? I should eat u just for that u dumb shit"

"Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?"

"What came before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."

"There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?"

"2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other ""I've never come this way before"". The other nun turns to her and says ""It's the cobblestone""."

"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."

"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."

"In Britain you can make a bet on anything, and some canny punters bet on the result of the Brexit vote being `Leave'. Unfortunately, they had to accept their winnings in pounds."

"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"