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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"

"COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single?"

"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"

"Shops. One time I was masturbating to a playboy magazine, girls were hot, the whole 9 years. But when I saw the front page I realized it was an american girl doll magazine."

"Why does the Easter Bunny go around hiding all those eggs? Because he doesn't want everyone to know that he's been fucking that chicken."

"I have a great vocabulary, just ask my um female dad"

"My friends bakery had burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"In the Men's Room, I hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers."

"A chicken & an egg are in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, turns to the egg & says 'Well I guess that answers THAT question!'"

"How do you know your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up."