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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"
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"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."
"In honor of America's upcoming Independence Day, do you know why America spells ""behavior"", ""color"", and ""humor"" the way they do? Because **fuck u**, that's why!"
"Why was Han Solo dissapointed in his Blow Job from Princess Leia? It was Chewy"
"Two Policemen Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes? Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]"
"Did you hear about the german who accidently put his hand in boiling oil? he Gottfried.."
"A man goes to a partially deaf doctors Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang the Pinball Wizard. Doctor: The....... who?"
"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""
"A man walks into a bar And subsequently loses the hurdles race in the Olympics, bringing shame to himself and his country"