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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you a jar in my parents' fridge? Because I have absolutely no way of knowing how old you are."

"This Subreddit"

"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"

"Why are black crimes hard to solve? Because they're all criminals and they look the same."

"What's a bear's favorite fruit? Tom**ato**(**ms**). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: /r/BearJokes"

"[NSFW] Do you know who is the best at brushing their teeth? Adult males because they have experience at grasping a firm rod and moving it back and forth in a rapid motion."

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"

"Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"Why are chemists always a part of the problem? Because they can never be a part of the solution."