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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."

"How does a Marxist jack off? By seizing the means of reproduction."

"What do slutty nurses go as for Halloween?"

"If life gives you Melons... ...you may have dyslexia. (not my joke, but fun all the same)"

"My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan"

"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."

"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."

"I'm a Buddhist coke head I hope when I'm reincarnated I come back as a donkey, so I can grind my teeth all day."

"How to ruin a helpful solution you gave to a friend that needed help. End with ""Your mom is actually really hot"""