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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
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"Wife just said ""burgs"" instead of ""burgers"" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved."
"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"
"What do you call a midget with Down's Syndrome who arrives to class late? A little tardy."
"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can still fall asleep with the light on!"
"What do you call a Roman with pubic hairs stuck between his teeth? Glad-he-ate-her."
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"
"Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls."
"Facebook- You: Going to a concert tonight! Friend: Sweet, what concert? Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO"