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Joke of the Day
"Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm."
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"A facebook friend posted, ""I'm not ashamed of Jesus."" It took every single ounce of my willpower not to reply, ""Uh oh. What did he do now?"""
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"
"Madonna fell while performing at a show yesterday. When asked about it, she said... ""All that time on my back reminded me of the 80's"""
"I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars."
"I went to a strawberry picking competition the other day, a woman with no arms and legs won it. Jammy cunt."
"Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport in Belgium ""Terrorists win."""
"People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi."
"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"
"Hey Amish person reading this: Busted."