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Joke of the Day
"*Hits rock bottom. *Receives welcome basket from Twitter."
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"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark."
"Trying to make a collage for my preschooler's art project using magazine cut-outs, but I keep ending up with ransom notes."
"Birthday present A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday. The boy thought about it and simply replied ""I wanna watch"" So they let him"
"Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand."
"What did the Queen say when she lost her dog? ""Where the fuck is my corgi?!"""
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
"Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!"
"Your tweet is funny. You didn't hear that short, little exhale through my nose?"