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Joke of the Day
"What did the Queen say when she lost her dog? ""Where the fuck is my corgi?!"""
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"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."
"Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47."
"What's the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be in both those things."
"Why did the robot get detention? Because he was accused of Boolean."
"What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences."
"My girlfriend found a spot between her boobs this morning, the doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button."
"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."
"What's Jesus's porn name? Hot cross buns."
"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."