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Joke of the Day
"Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !"
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"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."
"What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder"
"Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off."
"How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."
"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""
"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"
"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Her love makes my world go round."