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Joke of the Day

"What did Liberace die from? Botulism. Bad meat in the can."

"What did Hitler get for Christmas? An easy-bake oven."

"What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years? It has two lower case a's"

"Somehow women make a new friend every week while guys just know the same six people their entire lives."

"The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke."

"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"

"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"

"You still have 10 more hours to lose all the weight from your last New Year's resolution. Hurry !"