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Joke of the Day
"I asked a music teacher what is sooo hard about playing a violin... she said it's kinda fiddely."
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"I sent a text to my friend's mobile: ""Lost my contacts. Send me your number"". He replied with his name and number."
"What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck? Egg_salad"
"Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?"
"I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer."
"My sex life has improved so much I'm thinking of asking someone else to join me..."
"I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag a needle across a record every time that I enter a room."
"What sea creature is the most self-centered? A shellfish"
"What's an otakus favourite dessert? Senpie."
"Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch? Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!"