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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"

"I have created a new Word! plagiarism"

"Babies are the most helpless & vulnerable of humans, it's fked up that they're the only humans you're allowed to just throw into the air."

"Why are black people unable to get a PhD Because they can't get past their masters."

"So the other night I was fucking this girl in the ass, and she said something like ""I love you?"". So I punched her in the face."

"Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke."

"In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"What do you call a hippie that can't cook? Burning ham!"

"Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: Wasabi?"

"[Dollar Store Interview] ""What are your qualifications?"" [Slides over a dollar] ""Cashier job is yours"" [Slides $2] ""Welcome to Management"""