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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Actually, I should probably stop masturbating at this point."
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"What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple."
"Why don't black people stain white clothes when they pick them up? Their palms are white."
"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."
"My favorite response to someone asking how something works... ""Magic"" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy"
"[toddler saves Michael Cera from drowning]"
"Why did Victoria get fired? I don't know"
"Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious"
"Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers? They're always raising the steaks!"
"What did the socialist use before candles? Electricity."