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Joke of the Day

"HOBBIES INCLUDE: - Whispering dark secrets to animals - Trying to get a strawberry seed out of my teeth - Being vegan, but also eating steak"

"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""

"Auto correction can suck my duck."

"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool."

"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."

"Them: What would you do if you knew that you couldn't fail? Me: Probably eat spaghetti while wearing a clean gray sweatshirt."

"Two muffins cooking in a oven One says ""fuck it's hot in here"" the other says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin"""

"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."

"What did the black man get for his son on christmas? Your bike."