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Joke of the Day
"I tried eating a clock earlier.. It was really time consuming"
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"If superman were evil he'd be the man of steal"
"What did the bra say to the toupee? You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up."
"Girl: I dumped my last boyfriend cause he always gave short answers. I never knew what he was thinking. That's so annoying, right? Me: Word"
"What's the worst part of haveing a long dick nsfw You keep stepping on it when you tuck it in your shoe!"
"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"
"What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2) A pastatute Where does a pastatute live? The spaghetto"
"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."
"What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9"
"I told my girlfriend I wanted to try the orca in bed tonoght. I wanted to see how long I can last Tilikum."