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Joke of the Day

"The average strokes per game at Wimbledon is 15, unless Maria Sharapova is playing then it is considerably higher..."

"Press control, alt, and down arrow key. it's fun."

"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."

"Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil? The pencil is better. It has a point."

"In North Korea, you actually do get freedom of speech. Just not freedom *after* your speech."

"Best way to speed date: ""What's your favorite subreddit?"" ""What's a subreddit?"" ""Next."""

"Did you know that 37.8% of all statistics are made up?"

"And I thought I had issues. - Me, 36 seconds after signing up on twitter."

"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""

"Wanna hear a joke? Sanctity of marriage. OH!"