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Joke of the Day

"Why did everyone hate the shoe company? It had no soul."

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"

"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."

"Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"

"What did the man at the gay bar say as another gentleman was leaving? Please allow me to push in your stool."

"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"

"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"

"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."