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Joke of the Day

"I got 6 numbers at the bar last night... One more and it would have been a complete telephone number. (special thanks to Kevin Malone)"

"Lost 200 pounds. Here's my story. British prostitutes are *expensive.*"

"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"

"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"

"Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the prick's behind the wheel"

"The most feared killer whales are the ones that have done time in Seaworld."

"What was the slutty princess full of? Kingdom come"

"""Daddy, how do you spell Budweiser?"" ""Uhhh....why?"" ""I'm drawing a picture of you for school."" ""Cool! It's spelled G-A-T-O-R-A-D-E."""

"What does a gay orgy sound like? A cockophony."