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Joke of the Day
"Why do women like men who can work on cars? They know how to work under the hood!"
Next Joke
"What kind of outfit says ""I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you""?"
"Daddy, did you ever eat cat food when you were little? ""Yeah, but it didn't taste very good."" She smiled and nodded, ""I know, it taste like dog food."" *A recent conversation I had with my daughter*"
"I lost my virginity to my priest... ... he told me to pray to St. Anthony"
"A blond and a brunette jump off the empire state building... Who lands first? The brunette. The blond had to stop and ask for directions."
"What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !"
"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"
"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."
"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."
"Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard"