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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the fat duck have any friends? Because he was ostrich-sized."
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"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."
"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."
"If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet."
"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now."
"What do you call those things that get fluff off a sweater? Women"
"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."
"REMEMBER: If you mention another race, you're racist."