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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance. I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity"

"I almost got raped in prison. I beat him off."

"Q: Can I ask you two questions? A: Ok, what's the second one?"

"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."

"Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!"

"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."

"Sally Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."

"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""