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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday? My bike :("
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"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."
"Everybody laughed when I told them I was going to become a comedian They're not laughing now!"
"How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger? Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette."
"As I was about 3/4 of the way through the Fallout 4 campaign, I began to notice something strange... ."
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 50 pounds."
"Flying today and asking myself a question I used to save for first dates: Should I let them see me naked or just feel me up?"
"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"
"Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight. If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar boys I'd seriously jack-in this 'priest' malarkey."
"I know it's illegal for me to cook my own alcohol... But still."