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Joke of the Day

"How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb? None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them."

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"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973."
"*crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok"
"my roofing company has gone bankrupt. I kept saying ""this one's on the house"" every time I finished a roof, how could i be so stupid"
"Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless.... Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING"
"So Brazil at the World Cup..."
"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"
"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."
"Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them? Juantanamo"
"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."
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