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Joke of the Day
"Call-in sick every morning to somewhere you don't work"
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"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."
"PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)"
"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."
"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives"
"I seem pretty put together for a grown woman who imagines she's traveling through a wormhole each time she pulls a turtleneck over her head."
"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"
"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"
"I called the Paranoia Hotline: This guy answered and said, ""How the hell did you get this number?"""