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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."

"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."

"Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"I just thought of the most badass hobbit name: Oak Smashfoot. Oh god, I'm so tired."

"According to the latest statistics, most accidents with toasters and bathtubs happen at home."

"How did Helen Keller burn her ear off She answered the iron"

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but.. Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion."

"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"