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Joke of the Day
"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."
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"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."
"The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" was not the answer she was looking for P.S sorry english not my native language"
"I hate it when you're on the bus and the local weirdo get on and sits next to you. You know, the ones that watch you having a wank."
"Taking a nap is like sex..... It's never as good as you had hoped for but better than nothing."
"A elderly man gets diagnosed with brain cancer And dies."
"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."
"""And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it."" ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers."
"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"
"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"