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Joke of the Day

"What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego."

"Band:Make some noise! Crowd:WOOO! Me:THATS SO VAGUE! WHAT KIND OF NOISE?! B:I cant hear u! C:WOOO! M:B/C UR PLAN WAS FLAWED FROM THE START!"

"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"

"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"What do you call tree sap that won't stop running? Forest gunk."

"I'll never forget the first time we met Although, I'll keep trying ."

"I have a habit... I have a habit of flipping around letters in a word. You say pencil, I say cenpil. You say banana, I say nababa. You say popcorn, I shut up."

"It took years for my gf to get me to put down the toilet seat. Though, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place."

"Why I will never go bungee jumping... I was brought into this world through a broken rubber and I'm not about to be taken out by one."

"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"