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Joke of the Day
"I wonder who the Jonses try to keep up with."
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"Man: a pack of condoms please. Cashier: would you like a paper bag? Man: no thanks, she's pretty good looking."
"What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer"
"Good slumber party questions: - What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger - How many necks have you touched - What's pesto"
"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"
"There are few things in life as pure and true as a grilled cheese sandwich."
"When Gwen Stefani goes to Hawaii I bet she aint no mahaloback girl either."
"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."
"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"
"How much power does a hearse have? 1 corpsepower"