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Joke of the Day

"one of the last times I got really mad was in a parking lot when a single clown got out of an enormous van"

"What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend? Don't be koi."

"I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start."

"Just watched some Midget Wrestling. It was a short fight."

"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."

"TIL You can't have a crusade without... USA"

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag You can hide but you can't run"

"Careful girls... fat guys just want to get into your pantries."

"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."

"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."