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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who went the wrong way around the track? It turned out to be all right."

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."

"Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."

"My wife and I welcomed our second child into the world yesterday afternoon! I never knew she African ancestry...but I guess I should have known with the first one."

"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."

"How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"

"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"I went to a zoo the other day... All the exhibits were completely empty, except for one dog; it was a shihtzu"

"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."