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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who went the wrong way around the track? It turned out to be all right."

"Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area."

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? It's ok now, he woke up."

"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"

"How do you keep a vegan from eating all your dairy? Invite two of them."

"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"

"Me: Hi. Girl: No."

"Emma Stone is my girlfriend. Nobody tell her, though. I want it to be a surprise."

"What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves? Russell"