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Joke of the Day

"[nsfw] What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"I bet people who see Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich freak out over latte art."

"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."

"I have a new co-worker, who only has seven toes. I instantly hated him. Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""

"Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake."

"Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!"

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? BOO-kakke"