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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between the circus and a strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
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"I went to a zoo that only had no animals in it. I exclaimed, ""Doggone!"""
"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."
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"I told my cat all about Chairman Mao this morning Now she won't shut up about him!"
"What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day? Hello ladies. Warm enough for you?"
"Unless you're planning to lay there shirtless in an open casket, there really is no point to killing yourself with diet and exercise."