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Joke of the Day
"My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down."
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"Why do librarians like the wind? It says, ""Shhh!"" all day!"
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"A woman is at the doctors office and the doctor asks the woman, do you know what your ass hole is doing during an orgasm? I don't know probably out golfing with his buddies."
"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."
"Why doesn't ISIS Like School? Because they always bombed their tests."
"What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."
"What happened to the defeatists poker business? It folded."
"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"
"Q: What do you do with a green monster? A: Wait until it ripens."