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Joke of the Day
"My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down."
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"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"
"Why do towels get dirty? If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??"
"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"
"I thought I found a baby owl today that needed help. He was an adult pigmy owl who let me pick him up then clawed and bit me. He is free now"
"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"
"My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100.. ..apparently 69 was not the correct answer."
"Why are men smarter than women? Because two heads are better than one."
"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""
"Your mama's so fat... She broke the branch off the family tree"