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Joke of the Day

"What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite..."

"I came home to find my apartment covered in feathers and egg.... ... I think I've got a poultrygeist!"

"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."

"The doorbell rings... A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, ""Can I stay here for a few days?"" The man says, ""Sure you can."" And shuts the door."

"Driving with me is like being trapped in a tiny karaoke bar that doesn't serve booze and the worst singer won't get off the stage."

"I was going to be an Operatic Singer Before they threw me out of the hospital."

"Here's a good joke... SWAG"

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."