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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!"
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"My girlfriend is like my iPad i don't have an iPad."
"How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?"
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul!"
"My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta.... I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli."
"Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in Alabama That's right, not a single vote for Bernie."
"Don't anthropomorphize your pets... They hate it when you do that."
"""She must be shy"" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me."
"[gets on Facebook] [types ""you pushed me away but expected me to stay""] [everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]"
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader."