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Joke of the Day

"I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm."

"If you rape a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting"

"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."

"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."

"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."

"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""

"If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?"

"Hi I am an NSA employee Tell me anything."

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""