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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, and those that don't."
Next Joke
"Clean sheet day!! *brushes Pringles crumbs over to his side of the bed*"
"""Behold, a 3 headed cat"" ""um, its just 3 cats taped together"" ""Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."""
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"What do you call 5 black people on a plane? Niggas with altitude"
"A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs."
"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"
"There are two kinds of countries in this world. Those who use the metric system. And those who have landed a man on the moon."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Cause the pee is silent."
"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"