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Joke of the Day
"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."
Next Joke
"Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you."
"A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory... They drowned him in cold blood."
"Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle."
"Hey, the army. Camouflage your helicopters blue, not green. You're fucking welcome."
"what does past, present, and future have in common? ...... tense"
"2 pedophiles are sitting on a park bench when an 11 year old boy walks by... One pedo leans over to the other and says ""boy he must've looked good back in the day"""
"Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible."
"My son just told me he wouldn't kill baby Hitler b/c of what that would do to the space program. Not 100% sure if he's a Nazi or just a nerd"
"What is the photographer's favorite car? Ford Focus"