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Joke of the Day

"Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible."

"""You've changed."" ""I know, I'm a Transformer."""

"What is something we all lost? The Game"

"How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb? Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of."

"While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator... That may be redundant."

"If your band's name is a plural & it doesn't have a ""the"" in front of it, I will fucking put one there."

"Don't read part A backwards Its A trap"

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."

"Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide"

"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"