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Joke of the Day
"Giant methane storm on Uranus. It just a really bad fart."
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"If you've never tried to use ""the force"" to get a an out-of-reach remote control, you're probably not as lazy as me."
"Wanna read a Joke? Women's Rights"
"You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list."
"Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you."
"Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow."
"Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don't do it in the bathtub."
"What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them."
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" i havent decided yet ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter"
"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""