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"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they..."
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"What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker? You want some beef?"
"Legs spread faster than lies these days"
"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool."""
"Why I don't let my girlfriend play my PS4. 1. I don't have a PS4. 2. I don't have a girlfriend."
"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."
"*wife wonders where I am* *hears every musical snowman in the store start singing* *knows where I am*"
"Jewish telegram: ""Begin worrying. Details to follow."""
"Why can't T-Rex's High Five? Because they're all dead"