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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry managed to escape the chamber."
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"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"
"I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles."
"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."
"*Slides down your chimney* *Straightens all your pictures*"
"Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?"
"Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live *slides the doctor a five dollar bill* Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy *winks at loved ones*"
"What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 16 trees."
"My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire."
"My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite"