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Joke of the Day

"What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot? Stop laughing and reload."

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'effusive' ""E-F-F-U-S-I-V-E"" That is correct. What was your name? ""It's Siv"" I know lmao [hi5s other judge]"

"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANES! When do we want them?! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"

"I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel's program ""Deadliest Catch"" wasn't about first marriages."

"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."

"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."

"An ostrich commits grand heresy against the empire. He is promptly ostrichized. No? ok."

"What did the Rei say to the Hachi? Nice obi!"

"'the red wedding was my favorite part' -- drone operator"

"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"