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Joke of the Day

"What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam."

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"Dad joke Do any of you, when going poop, say ""Get out of me you piece of shit!"" And then chuckle cuz it's a literal piece of shit?"
"Birdwatching by Jack Daw"
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