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Joke of the Day

"Caught a taxi home last night from the market. Forgot I had no money. Thankfully the driver let me pay in cabbage"

"The best part of a handshake is the knuckles. I dunno why, but the blender just brings out their richness and flavour"

"If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia. After all, they're not going to key their own car."

"Moaning and gasping ""Give it to me baby!"" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?"

"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."

"I like when my girlfriend wears a 1 piece The top piece or the bottom piece"

"I told my friend that I grew up Catholic. She asked if I had ever been molested. I'm still pretty butt hurt about that"

"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."

"I just thought up a really nerdy joke... How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**"

"password that you shouldn't use dick"